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28 febrero

Ron Jeremy Comes To Lubbock

Texas Tech is hosting a debate on pornography at the Allen Theatre next Tuesday. Ron Jeremy will be there. I wonder if the Lubbock Police Department will be in the audience watching for pelvic thrusts?
 
 
20 febrero

Lubbock Makes National News For Something Stupid...Again.

Lubbock again makes national news for dubious reasons. The Chippendales show closing is all over CNN, MSNBC, etc. Great. Lubbock can always be depended on to look stupid.
 
Recap of Lubbock in the national news stories I can recall in my lifetime:
 
1970--Lubbock devastated by tornado
1981--Lubbockite and Tech-ex John Hinckley, Jr. attempts to assassinate president
1988--Sighting of the Virgin Mary in Lubbock
1992--Ralph Erdmann--discredited pathologist who faked autopsies--story on 60 Minutes
1993--Marsha Sharp's Lady Raiders win national title
1998--Hampton University incident--Lubbock sued and accused of racism; case later dropped
2001--Coach Bob Knight comes to Texas Tech
2002--North Overton Project--largest gentrification project in North America
2002--Coach Bob Knight throws salad at Tech Chancellor David Smith
2003--Bubonic Plague vials missing from TTU Health Sciences Center
2003--Lubbock leads state of Texas in STD/Teen Pregnancy rates
2003--Gay/Straight Alliance denied student organization status at Lubbock High School
2006--Newborn baby kidnapped by woman disguised as nurse, returned to family
2007--Chippendales dancers spend night in jail in America's most conservative city, Lubbock, Texas.
 
Many of these stories do not cast a positive light on the Giant Side of Texas.
14 febrero

Breakin' The Law . . . Breakin' The Law

According to the Fox 34 News @ 9 last night, Lubbock County repeatedly breaks Texas State law by detaining people charged with misdemeanor crimes for up to four days. State law mandates that those charged with misdemeanors must have an arraignment within 24 hours. Judge Jim Bob Darnell (I just adore that name) acknowledged the problem and said the county and city were working together to have the problem fixed soon. I can't believe the county hasn't been sued over this yet.
 
I guess if you're going to break the law in L-town, you might as well go big--bypass the misdemeanor and go straight for the felony. You're going to be in jail awhile anyway, right?
12 febrero

Dixie Chicks Kick Some Butt

Congrats to the Dixie Chicks for winning five Grammy Awards this year. Quite a change from 2003, eh?
 
It's no longer taboo (and hasn't been for a long time) to say that Bush is embarrassing.
 
Freedom of speech rocks.
07 febrero

Lubbock Shitty Council

Wanna know what the Lubbock City Council's been up to? Here are some highlights of what our esteemed leaders did at their last meeting:
 
  1. Voted to increase the pay, by $7K-$9.3K, of some assistant city managers while refusing to give all city employees a 3% cost of living increase.
  2. Refused to give the City of Ralls a flatbed truck we've been letting them use to transport a decontamination trailer that is part of the regional homeland security plan. Why not give them the truck? Because the council realized it's worth $10,000. Real generous.
  3. Voting to spend $45.00 apiece for new police officer badges. YAY!
  4. Mayor Miller declared Feb. 18, 2007, as a day to begin praying for Lubbock. We're supposed to pray for a whole year for economic prosperity, authenticity in government (whatever that means), rain for crops, and for teenager safety. If you want economic prosperity, try doing something real to attract good jobs to Lubbock. If you want more safety for teenagers, try teaching real sex education in schools instead of that worthless abstinence-only crap that doesn't work. Just sitting and praying about these issues isn't going to do anything. I'm not the most religious person, but I don't think that the concept of God is that you ask for shit and he/she gives it to you. You do have to work for some things in life. Now, rain is another story. Not much you can do about that but pray. In any case, I remember David Miller running for MAYOR, not PRAIRIE POPE.

WTF?

01 febrero

R.I.P. Molly Ivins

Molly Ivins. What a woman. I have enjoyed reading her columns over the years--she always told it just like it was. She had such great things to say about Lubbock, too:  "People say coming in from the airport that there's not much in the way of landscape, but I have to disagree," Ivins said. "It's one of the few places that is 98.7 percent sky. Lubbock also has some of the world's funniest and friendliest people."
 
Texas will miss her.
 
Click here for 'Lubbock: Her Teeth Are Stained But Her Heart Is True" by Molly Ivins.